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The Darwin Awards- (Can u believe people can do this)
>>These get scarier and scarier every year. They are finally out again. You
>>all know about the Darwin Awards - It's an annual honour given to the
>>person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in
>>the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who
>>was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was
>>attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
>>
>>And the nominees are:
>>
>>9. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply,
>>because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with
>>milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into
>>the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his
>>house down, killing both him and his sister.
>>
>>8. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of
>>suffocation, according to police. He was
>>approximately 6'2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated
>>skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It
>>appeared that he was trying to create a schoolgirl's uniform look. He was
>>also wearing a military gas mask that had the filter canister removed and
>>a rubber hose attached in its place. The other end of the hose was
>>connected to one end of a hollow wooden tube approx. 12" long and 3" in
>>diameter. The tube's other end was inserted into his rectum for reasons
>>unknown, and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of
>>explaining the circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.
>>
>>7. Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude
>>when another plane approached. It appears that they decided to moon the
>>occupants of the other plane, but lost control of their own aircraft and
>>crashed. They were all found dead in the wreckage with their pants around
>>their ankles.
>>
>>6. A police officer in Ohio responded to a 911 call. She had no details
>>before arriving, except that someone had reported that his father was not
>>breathing. Upon arrival, the officer found the man face down on the couch
>>naked. When she rolled him over to check for a pulse and to start CPR, she
>>noticed burn marks around his genitals. After the ambulance arrived and
>>removed the man - who was declared dead on arrival at the hospital - the
>>police made a closer inspection of the couch, and noticed that the man had
>>made a hole between the cushions. Upon flipping the couch over, they
>>discovered what had caused his death. Apparently, the man had a habit of
>>putting his penis between the cushions, down into the hole and between two
>>electrical sanders (with the sandpaper removed, for obvious reasons).
>>According to the story,
>>after his orgasm the discharge shorted out one of the sanders,
>>electrocuting him.
>>
>>5. A 27-year-old French woman lost control of her car on a
>>highway near Marseilles and crashed into a tree, seriously
>>injuring her passenger and killing herself. As a commonplace road
>>accident, this would not have qualified for a Darwin nomination, were it
>>not for the fact that the driver's attention had been distracted by her
>>Tamagotchi key ring (pocket animal), which had started urgently beeping
>>for food as she drove along. In an attempt to press the correct buttons to
>>save the Tamagotchi's life, the woman lost her own.
>>
>>4. A 22-year-old Reston, VA, man was found dead after he tried to use
>>octopus straps to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle. Fairfax
>>County police said Eric Barcia, a fast-food worker, taped a bunch of these
>>straps together, wrapped one end around one foot, anchored the other end
>>to the trestle at Lake Accotink Park, jumped and hit the pavement. Warren
>>Carmichael, a police spokesman, said investigators think Barcia was alone
>>because his
>>car was found nearby. "The length of the cord that he had
>>assembled was greater than the distance between the trestle and the
>>ground" Carmichael said. Police say the apparent cause of death was "Major
>>trauma".
>>
>>3. A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. It seems that he and a
>>friend were laying a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball. The
>>friend - no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate - was hospitalised.
>>
>>2. Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell
>>of a gas leak. Sensibly, management evacuated the building extinguishing
>>all potential sources of ignition; lights, power, etc. After the building
>>had been evacuated, two technicians from the gas company were dispatched.
>>Upon entering the building, they found they had difficulty navigating in
>>the dark. To their frustration, none of the lights worked. Witnesses later
>>described the sight of one of the technicians reaching into his pocket and
>>retrieving an object that resembled a cigarette lighter. Upon operation of
>>the lighter-like object, the gas in the warehouse exploded, sending pieces
>>of it up to three miles
>>away. Nothing was found of the technicians, but the lighter was virtually
>>untouched by the explosion. The technician suspected of causing the blast
>>had never been thought of as 'bright' by his peers.
>>
>>The latest nominee for this year's Darwin Award goes to....
>>
>>1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez
>>tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course.
>>Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez
>>managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine.
>>Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the
>>crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them
>>solidly in the
>>mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain,
>>collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the
>>height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than
>>his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest
>>link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle
>>was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the
>>other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the
>>housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to
>>injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from
>>the pro-shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the
>>hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to leave the
>>course.
>>